Damn, if your brother in law thought so it must be true.

Should def. ask for his money back.

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

“We know that homosexuality is a lust of the flesh”

This is Portnouy’s worst complaint since Kroger ran out of liver.

During sports =/= “About sports”

Not a starting pitcher, but an oft-used reliever. But I don’t think you go down that road anyways. A starter could go 9 innings in a start, whereas if Strickland pitcher 6 games in a row he’d probably max out at 4 innings.

I don’t think Harper was fighting “about sports” so much as the in-game assault that took place before the fight.

The fact is that athletes have no say where they play until free agency. Durant earned this. He started out in Seattle, where he had no say. Then he went to OKC, where he still had no say. After years in the league he got to choose which team HE wanted to play for, and that’s what he did. 

“go *thanklessly* carry the load on some *other* random pretender”

I sure would if my business partner was an asshole.

If a better company in a nicer part of the country asked me to work for them for millions of dollars, I’d probably say yes, too.

Open the Pussygate!

I had prepartum anxiety. I had postpartum relief.

If you’re really a prince(ss), I’ll marry you.

So, uh, teen pregnancies are down, so less people are having babies in their 20's?! The only way that seems applicable is if you get pregnant at 19 and have the kid at 20.

Wait, Paul Stanley is dead?

Didn’t realize he and JT are double eskimo brothers!

A standardized field would be stupid for a number of reasons, the biggest being it would actually create an even less even playing field, as unique dimensions help combat altitude, wind patterns, etc.

I hope so, at least.