Needs more black pudding.

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines in action!

They say bad publicity is better than no publicity. And it’s true, because I had never heard of this thing until last night, and now I’ve read like 4 articles about it. Maybe he *should* start planning for next year.

That’s a perfectly cromulent take. Both Brad Storch and Betty Symington would approve.

I am jealous you got to type “Der Spiegel” so many times in an article.

The best bandwagon fans are hockey fans, as I don’t really give a shit what team you like or how long you have liked them, so I’m not going to judge you about it.

Give me the pole vault challenge 10 times out of 10. 100 out of 100.

Uh, what?

What?! I said “Buh-bye!” I just said “Buh-bye” 40 times in a row, why would I say anything else, it doesn’t make sense! Did I just say something without knowing it? No! Go! Buh-bye!

I charge him with criminal spelling of his name.

I heard he hurt himself washing his truck.

This is the best.

Hey, not guilty, remember? He’s was officially just a regular single murderer.

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Still in English Bulldog- an English French Bulldog.

Drew has demonstrated he’s not qualified to weigh in on toilet paper. Do not write in just to get his thoughts on the subject.

Hate to be that guy- just kidding- I love to be that guy! Bocce ain’t played on grass. When you play on more of a free form surface, it’s Petanque, which still isn’t usually played on grass.

Dow Jones on January 20th: 19,773.40

As it were, I just saw the documentary a couple of weeks ago. Very entertaining for someone who doesn’t like running.