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Still in English Bulldog- an English French Bulldog.

Drew has demonstrated he’s not qualified to weigh in on toilet paper. Do not write in just to get his thoughts on the subject.

Hate to be that guy- just kidding- I love to be that guy! Bocce ain’t played on grass. When you play on more of a free form surface, it’s Petanque, which still isn’t usually played on grass.

Dow Jones on January 20th: 19,773.40

As it were, I just saw the documentary a couple of weeks ago. Very entertaining for someone who doesn’t like running.

I didn’t know which definition they were using until scrolling down to see the tweet.

Guys, he’s clearly just kidding around with us...right?

Thanks! You probably know who Fred Merkle was, but maybe it’s funnier if you didn’t.

Sorry if this was one of those satirical posts, and I didn’t get it at first. It’s so bad, I’m thinking it must be, right?

Looks like the Braves are looking to write Moneyball II. Old guys whose best years are behind them is the new market efficiency.

There is no obsession with batting average. But in the scenario you described, the first hitter gave his team a better chance to win over the second one. Over 162 games, that guy is the much better player.

I heard him on Bay Area radio this spring, and I was hoping he’d make it just because he was such an engaging interview.

Biggest FOOTBALL flaws.

Roger- this is Deadspin. People make jokes. He even said “zing” afterwards.

I enjoy the piquant aftertaste of getting hit by a car.

Boo.

Don’t call it a comeback. He had been there for years.

If it makes you feel any better, he probably wouldn’t have hit too many home runs for the Orioles.

Maybe so, but if my aunt had balls she wouldn’t bump her ass when she hopped.