As a Giants fan, I was wondering why Goldschmidt wasn’t playing (is he hurt?) and who replaced Arenado with some shell of his former self. I’m sure he’ll still hit about 9 HR against the Giants this year, though.

Nuanced, measured opinions like this have no business on the internet, Old Man!

“Child” and “Adult” are literally the same, except the child has a smile on his face because his spirit has not yet been crushed by the great disappointments of life.

“It’s illegal to do if you make contact, because that is dangerous.”

Back in my day if you so much as spiked the ball you’d get a fastball to the ear your next time up.

That is pretty weird. But what is the rationale for why he went back to hitting 18 home runs? It’s not like they started testing in 1997. Don’t you think that after hitting 50 home runs, he would want to keep on doing that? Also, looks like ‘97 was a contract year, not ‘96.

The irony for me is, as someone who lives in California, Hispanics ARE the working class.

Adam Jones does not strike me as working class, because he is a millionaire. Jose Bautista does not strike me as working class, because he is a millionaire. Hell, Madison Bumgarner, who gave his wife a baby bull for their wedding and gave his dad the Chevy he won because he’s a Ford man does not strike me as working…

Cruz/Trump/Ryan. We don’t have to look at Cruz very much anymore, so that helps, but if I turned around around and saw those three faces standing into front of me, I’d punch Cruz before even thinking about it.

boo!

“Trust me: All that losing after a taste of glory only makes fans worse.”

I gave my groomsmen cleavers as gifts. Actually, before that I gave a friend a cleaver as a gift, and his girlfriend was super jealous he liked my gift better than hers. He named it Lance. It was then I realized that cleavers are good gifts. My brother later on mentioned that the cleaver was the best gift he ever got,…

Probably just richer.

And most of them will be broke within a decade!

Ryan Hanigan will forever have a place in my heart.

I didn’t cringe until you used the words “woke white mom.” 

That escalated quickly.

I feel like an idiot. I always thought they were saying “the white way” until I saw it in print.