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I sure hope so, because I need to start throwing to 5 years olds in a couple of weeks, and if there’s anything that will make them worse it’s the fear that you’ll drill somebody’s little kid with a baseball.

Yes, and this is why the Oscars are better than the Grammys, which gave “Who Let the Dogs Out” an award.

I have never met Trump, so I can’t comment about where he lands on the scale of all the people I’ve met regarding Anti-Semetism. But “least Anti-Semetic” seems like a double negative and a little labored. I propose he just call himself the “most Semetic person you’ve ever met.”

I’ll never forget when we got an Arby’s in my town, about 25 years ago. My dad was so excited to have a restaurant that specialized in *roast beef sandwiches*. Then he ate there and was so depressed afterwards.

Wait, are you talking about other people? Why would you care about what happens to other people?

He’s right, though. NFL players are not oppressed. I googled “football player shot by police,” and all I could find was article after article of high school and college players killed by police, but nobody who made the pros. Of course, maybe they would have made it to the pros if they weren’t killed by cops first.

I can see you’ve put a lot of thought into this.

FYI- you forgot to square 12". 1 square foot is 144 square inches, not 12. Otherwise the math is the same: 5.41 x 12 = 65.

TP Square = 4" x 5" = 20 sq. in. = .1389 sq. ft.

You’ll always have that.

Well then Drew’s economics still don’t make sense. If the good paper costs 50% more, but you have to use 500% more of the cheap stuff for the same effect, then that’s still insane.

Oh, you’re too good for corn cobs?

Did anyone see that new Woodsy Allen movie? You know, I like his films except for that nervous fellow that’s always in them.”

One is cutting things pretty close, I can’t imagine only one. But 20, or whatever Drew was listing? That’s insane. I feel like all his advice is now suspect.

Considering Adele is 10x the talent George Michael was, it’d be pretty hard for her to screw up a tribute to him.

The cameraman is wearing a World Series sweatshirt, and Joe Panik is in a Giants uniform, so that photo must be from the 2014 World Series. But there were no extra-inning games in the World Series that year!

Another thing baseball could learn from soccer: When there is a potential double play or play at the plate, the fielder should fall to the ground and hold their knee in agony if the runner gets within a couple of feet of them.

You’re mastery of the English language is, thogh.

Hopefully, he’ll do a good job trading.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness is to the bone.