So he’s a prostitute?

He has a black one though.

I wear undershirts just so my chest hair doesn’t poke out. I’m not sure why chest hair is so verboten, but it is, and I will continue to keep it under wraps until I am an old man- then it will fly!

Many American’s can’t tell the difference between brown people in general. I had a friend in college who was Indian (and looked Indian) and he would tell stories of people calling him “sand-nigger” and whatnot. It’s especially bad for Sikhs, who wear turbans. I had another friend in college who was biracial…

sorey

Do you understand how watersheds work?

I have thought this all week. Throw some real dogs in there to take the heat off everyone else, who are just mostly awful.

Hey, I was trying to say old man dick surgery was less common! I was probably wrong though.

Good thing I don’t look Jewish.

Look at him. He looks like an American Lord Grantham. These are the people that these country clubs were made for.

My oldest was a little older when he asked that. I just told him “That’s a great question!” and he was so proud of himself, he left before I had to answer.

If there is an unfunny child abuse joke, I sure haven’t heard it!

I thought that story was bit of the pots calling the kettle black, myself. He’s complaining about the state of the portapotty when he went in there to destroy it?

The next iPhone update needs to include a feature that turns your video to landscape aspect even if you hold your phone in portrait.

She is smoking hot, so her career will be fine. Her career will only be hurt when she is old enough to realistically look like what her character would look like in real life.

It only erodes my faith in democratic institutions inasmuch as I no longer trust the masses of people with important decisions, like who should be president.

1. Drew’s cracker takes are eerily good. I would drop water crackers to the bottom though. Do they call them water crackers because that’s what they taste like? Maybe they should call them paper crackers.

My BIL calls my MIL “Mother.” I think of Norman Bates every time I hear it.

Well, once again, it was almost 20 years ago. But as a homeowner who bought in Sonoma County in 2008 and have since refinanced, it’s still more than I pay now in mortgage for a 3 br, so you can still be upset!

And because the 49ers are still paying him.