Team led by cheating Trump supporter beats team led by serial rapist. Got it.

If it makes you feel any better, Bob, I don’t care about anybody here.

I was expecting a Big Ass Bear Fart. Partially because I can’t read, but partially because it makes more sense.

A. Stack team with Brazilian players w/ fake birth certificates

Yeah, but she’s only half-Yoko.

The ironing is delicious.

Are you really Brick Tamblin? I don’t disagree that Westbrook is having a better 1/2 of a year.

Before realignment the Braves were in the NL West. I want to say the Falcons were in the NFC West, too.  

Does the All Star game reward the player having the best half a season or the best portion of a season before All Star voting starts? The best play since the last All Star game? The biggest stars? Only if it’s the first one do you swap Westbrook for Curry.

That’s just a normal sized chair.

It was a logo that got biz-say! Consistently and thoroughly.

Man, I had to read that so many times before I realized that “Horny” is some guy’s last name.

That’s so sexist. Would you say that if she were a man?

“Drew can you identify any benefits to corn tortillas taco vs normal flour taco? corn tortilla tacos are for psychos”

But then whatever he is taping will probably come loose.

The Democrats send their regards.

What if he buckles down and finally gets that e?

Rocky Mountain Oysters are a byproduct of the gelding process, and would otherwise be discarded. Same deal.

We used to live in the Sunset w/ a view of the bridge. My roommate hung a framed photo of the bridge on the wall to be funny. Your view is better, but it was the late 90's so we only paid $600 per bedroom.

And he was aiming it at me.