That’s three more seconds than I’ve listened to him though. And three more than I will.

Star couple do something internet writer thinks should do differently... more at 11.

TV Star does something internet writer thinks should have done differently... more at 11.

I had no idea he was gay until seeing the cover of that book, and now I’m really, really confused.

I’ve seen your type a million times and I laugh in your fucking face.

Aidan is a real name. The rest of them are white people versions of Deshawn or LeShawn or what have you.

Broadway is dark tonight, indeed.

That was you!?!

I’ll suck on every 10th shell or so to get the salt, then spit it out.

I am against book banning, except for the books that I would like to see banned.

Dunno. I guess my mind went to infant because of the diaper, but also because I knew an infant that had to have surgery because of a minor deformity, which is probably a more common occurrence than old man dick surgery.

Would be really funny if it weren’t about an infant’s bloody penis. Or maybe it makes it funnier? No, probably not.

Swing and a miss. There is no intrinsic irony in pointing out the irony of a situation.

So the defensive player who thought he knew offensive play calling better than the offensive coach is offended because he thought the radio host thought that he knew offensive play calling better than the defensive player. Got it.

There is something seriously wrong with her face. Also, am I supposed to know who she is?

The polls didn’t mean shit.

I think you mean Carl Winslow. Apollo Creed is not gay.

I’m not really sure that white men are famous for many of the things you’ve listed.

Couldn’t they made the character, I dunno, Malaysian or something?

Right, but that’s not how things work. They also let in a bunch of mediocre players for various reasons, but they aren’t going to let in Livan Hernandez in just because their predecessors voted in Rube Marquard.