If he was taking money to hit .375, maybe MLB saved his life by kicking him out?

Yeah, that may be true, but when you say “I wish someone murdered you,” it’s hard to get that person to respond by giving you accolades.

Yo, that’s dope!

When OJ said he did not kill Nicole, his story wasn’t completely false. In fact, if you take out the word “not,” the story becomes completely true!

I seen one. Never went it, because you can get a pretty good deli sandwich at just about any, uh, deli, but I seen one.

“MLB officials noted that they don’t want to ban all initiation “traditions,” but they wanted to be sensitive to potentially offensive ones.”

Didn’t even cross up your and you’re.

If you are a man, how old does a lady have to be for you to not press charges if she assaults you? I guess for this guy, the cutoff is somewhere north of 76.

But he, uh, looks like he could have!

It’s like a baseball highlight real of guys diving for the ball and coming up short. Sure they didn’t make the out, but did you see that dive?!

Yes. I’m a landscape architect, it’s given my tremendous insight as to what is and what is not filmed on location, based on the plants and trees. One on of the city scenes the had Ficus trees growing, and I knew the jig was up.

Here’s a compilation of Trundle doing cool, tricky shit before kicking the ball out of bounds or passing it to a teammate who then kicks it out of bounds.

I still can’t believe that they shot Seinfeld in LA.

Counterpoint: It will absolutely be terrible.

But it will be at least 26 years if you count the 5 year labor agreement just signed.

Kaepernick is not alone among activists in this regard, but at least something good might come of this. I often wonder if PETA folks who are against the use of animals in any regard realize that the alternative is to eliminate all domestic animals with the exception of companion pets.

They wouldn’t if there were a silhouette of Foreman boxing on every Foreman grill. Shoulda thought of that, Ron Popeil!

Especially when that tradition involves having Scooby Doo fill out the birth certificate.

“Hard to ever argue for Burfict when this is his approach.”

Not all men!