You don’t have to be black or a racist white person to appreciate the incredible soundtracks of many of those films. In fact, there’s something wrong with you if you don’t.

Hi, Doctor Nick!

We did the sibling in the delivery room twice.

Round sprinkles. I once knocked over a little jar of round sprinkles, and as soon as they hit the ground, they rolled to every nook and cranny of the kitchen. We are still finding them.

My two oldest are 2.5 years apart and they used to be inseparable. Then we had a 3rd a blew the whole thing up. I still think 2.5 is a good age gap though. When you bring the 2nd home, the oldest is old enough to understand what’s going on, but not so old that he understands how it’s going to impact him negatively.

Because short a higher being descending from the heavens to enlighten us on our human condition, it’s the only real purpose for being a living organism on this planet.

That demon horse is an obvious sign that it is indeed the pathway to hell.

I was just in New Orleans and the plain potato chips there were called “Regular Flavor.” When put that way, it made them seem like the best option.

Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

“I’m aware that if everyone else in safe Democratic states thought like me, Democrats would lose every election. Thankfully, most people in safe Democratic states don’t think like me, giving me the luxury to do so.”

Offensive holding: 10 yards. Defensive holding: 5 yards. Offensive pass interference: 10 yards. Defensive passive interference: ∞. Makes sense.

I dunno- the coolest pitcher name I can think of is perhaps the softest: Vida Blue.

Simpsons did it

I thought it might be a good idea to keep the casing on the chorizo, but it turns out it wasn’t a casing at all, but the plastic that it comes in. That was a mistake!

Do you really expect a 6' tall thumb to process that sort of thing?

Fine, you convinced me. The USA can keep Southern California. The American West Coast will be fine without it.

Hence the screen name.

Y’all are under the impression that there is currently a pipeline across the country that pours water into California from other states. Northern California provides all of its own water plus gives some to Southern California, which draws from the Colorado River which borders California. Yes, many states share this…

The Colorado River borders CA, so I can’t imagine they would lose those rights. The rest of the state’s water comes from in state.

California has the world 6th largest economy. We produce the technology, the food, the entertainment, many opportunities for tourism and leisure. I’m not sure why we need the rest of the country.