If I Did It, by O̶.̶J̶.̶ ̶S̶i̶m̶p̶s̶o̶n̶ Donald Trump

I like it, too. I didn’t say that, but thanks for letting me know!

That’s a good choice. They have funny accents that always put a smile on my face.

No he isn’t.

I was thinking I might have to move abroad now regardless of the outcome of the election.

Sorry but this is not news. I’d be more surprised if he didn’t call her retarded.

In 2014, the Giants won the word series starting their back up 1st baseman in LF. He hit a walk-off home run which sent them to the playoffs. They gave him a million dollar contract for the next season as a thank you and promply cut him.

The robot lady at Safeway is so passive aggressive I can’t stand it.

I can’t believe the Drew made note that he wrote “firm, not stiff” as well as “hot wiener juice.” But then he goes ahead and talks about small orphans manually working the crankshaft in the rocket like it’s nothing.

The whole game was a debacle as far as replays go. I was much more nonplussed by the foul tip in the dirt, that was neither a foul tip, nor in the dirt.I’m thinking that’s why the double play review took 5 minutes- because they realized they had already screwed up a couple of times.

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

I haven’t seen the show, but I feel like if I were rich enough to attend that theme park, I’d probably have enough money to just pay the robot whores what work there for their services. But that’s just me.

Donald Trumps rules for a public apology:

Man, Tobias Funke has put on weight.

He has the BEST words.

And then used it as an excuse to bash the Clintons, and Obama for good measure.

Man, that’s like skipping past triple dare and going straight for the triple dog dare.

gross

Counterpoint: No.

7torms coming back.