Either this was written by someone who doesn’t know that the Giants traded for Matt Moore and he’s been their third starter, or maybe we’ve entered some bizarro world where it never happened.

Can never beat this for a dejected catcher:

Northern California. I dunno, I think it might be cheaper to just buy new carpets every year.

I have had Kirby salesmen come to my door twice in the last five years. I never bought one because crap! they are expensive, but I always let them clean my family room carpet as a demo.

I’m not sure if I should give you a star or not. On one hand, I get that’s it’s a joke and kinda funny. On the other hand, I think it’s way funnier than you have 1 star, but the person chewing you out gets 135 stars, so I don’t want to ruin that ratio.

Thanks.

Flags Fly Forever

People will call it “The Brock Turner Bill” and he will continue to be the most famous (convicted) rapist for years to come.

Shouldn’t it be the Toronto Maple Leaves? I didn’t even realize that until you spelled it out like that.

Would work if Avery were in the Hall of Fame.

Country music as a whole, like what they play on the radio, blows. Listing exceptions to the rule, like Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson, don’t make the rest of it any less terrible.

If you pie someone in the face, and you’re not on the set of some wacky TV show, one of two things are going to happen: 1) You get arrested, and 2) You get your ass kicked. Unfortunately, he had both of those things happen.

I am really confused about all of these comments. What do Personal Computers and the Bureau of Land Management have to do with anything?

Could someone explain the math to me here? -1 lionfish eats 80% of the reefs (sic) baitfish within 5 weeks of arrival.

Yes, both sides should be heard, which is why the BLM issued this statement:

While I love baseball metaphors whenever possible, I think that tops and bottoms should now be referred to as rod man and box man instead of pitcher and catcher.

Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you.

Norm McDonald is a comedian. His job is to make jokes. Steve Lyons job was to talk about baseball. He’s now free to make all of the racist jokes he wants now.

I guess that’s the same reason that child actors have three names as well!

See? Should given him a middle name, media!