Give the mug to a left handed person. All mugs are blank to us. You’d think they’d just put the picture on both sides, but no, they don’t.

I think they do the serial killer thing out of respect for all the John Gacys out there who did not commit mass murder.

He is among the Best Fans in the Game! Don’t take that away from him.

Quit making sense- people want to be offended! Also, people need content to right about.

But when it comes to the real pennant races, only the AL East is any fun, because the Giants are terrible.

Big deal. He probably just found Manning’s leftover bag of Poise©.

“...made a career out of blaming other people for everything that’s wrong in the world.”

I wanted to get the Rugby game for Xbox One but heard it sucks. Do you have any insight here?

If you have to be 18 to buy it and it comes in black plastic, it’s porn. Again, this changed in spring, when playboy lost the nudity.

Amusing is debatable, I guess.

I don’t get why saying “puts on glasses” turns a shitty pun into a clever one, and yeah, I know who David Caruso is.

Get licked, apparently.

Gotcha

Did anyone ever think that Pink Floyd was the name of a person?

Playboy is (was) porn. And a sex tape is porn, just not professionally produced. These two items, and only these two items are why she is famous in the first place. She was an “adult model.”

Thanks, and bonus points to you. I’d like to think the handle still works even if you don’t get it, because then you’re just picturing Angela Merkel with a raging hard on.

1. Step One: Make Porn for a number of years

At least now he’ll find out who really makes the best taco bowls!

Most FSU football players =/= presumably adult celebrity.