I am against book banning, except for the books that I would like to see banned.

Dunno. I guess my mind went to infant because of the diaper, but also because I knew an infant that had to have surgery because of a minor deformity, which is probably a more common occurrence than old man dick surgery.

Would be really funny if it weren’t about an infant’s bloody penis. Or maybe it makes it funnier? No, probably not.

Swing and a miss. There is no intrinsic irony in pointing out the irony of a situation.

So the defensive player who thought he knew offensive play calling better than the offensive coach is offended because he thought the radio host thought that he knew offensive play calling better than the defensive player. Got it.

There is something seriously wrong with her face. Also, am I supposed to know who she is?

The polls didn’t mean shit.

I think you mean Carl Winslow. Apollo Creed is not gay.

I’m not really sure that white men are famous for many of the things you’ve listed.

Couldn’t they made the character, I dunno, Malaysian or something?

Right, but that’s not how things work. They also let in a bunch of mediocre players for various reasons, but they aren’t going to let in Livan Hernandez in just because their predecessors voted in Rube Marquard.

If he was taking money to hit .375, maybe MLB saved his life by kicking him out?

Yeah, that may be true, but when you say “I wish someone murdered you,” it’s hard to get that person to respond by giving you accolades.

Yo, that’s dope!

When OJ said he did not kill Nicole, his story wasn’t completely false. In fact, if you take out the word “not,” the story becomes completely true!

I seen one. Never went it, because you can get a pretty good deli sandwich at just about any, uh, deli, but I seen one.

“MLB officials noted that they don’t want to ban all initiation “traditions,” but they wanted to be sensitive to potentially offensive ones.”

Didn’t even cross up your and you’re.

If you are a man, how old does a lady have to be for you to not press charges if she assaults you? I guess for this guy, the cutoff is somewhere north of 76.

But he, uh, looks like he could have!