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It’s like a baseball highlight real of guys diving for the ball and coming up short. Sure they didn’t make the out, but did you see that dive?!

Yes. I’m a landscape architect, it’s given my tremendous insight as to what is and what is not filmed on location, based on the plants and trees. One on of the city scenes the had Ficus trees growing, and I knew the jig was up.

Here’s a compilation of Trundle doing cool, tricky shit before kicking the ball out of bounds or passing it to a teammate who then kicks it out of bounds.

I still can’t believe that they shot Seinfeld in LA.

Counterpoint: It will absolutely be terrible.

But it will be at least 26 years if you count the 5 year labor agreement just signed.

Kaepernick is not alone among activists in this regard, but at least something good might come of this. I often wonder if PETA folks who are against the use of animals in any regard realize that the alternative is to eliminate all domestic animals with the exception of companion pets.

They wouldn’t if there were a silhouette of Foreman boxing on every Foreman grill. Shoulda thought of that, Ron Popeil!

Especially when that tradition involves having Scooby Doo fill out the birth certificate.

“Hard to ever argue for Burfict when this is his approach.”

Not all men!

You don’t have to be black or a racist white person to appreciate the incredible soundtracks of many of those films. In fact, there’s something wrong with you if you don’t.

Hi, Doctor Nick!

We did the sibling in the delivery room twice.

Round sprinkles. I once knocked over a little jar of round sprinkles, and as soon as they hit the ground, they rolled to every nook and cranny of the kitchen. We are still finding them.

My two oldest are 2.5 years apart and they used to be inseparable. Then we had a 3rd a blew the whole thing up. I still think 2.5 is a good age gap though. When you bring the 2nd home, the oldest is old enough to understand what’s going on, but not so old that he understands how it’s going to impact him negatively.

Because short a higher being descending from the heavens to enlighten us on our human condition, it’s the only real purpose for being a living organism on this planet.

That demon horse is an obvious sign that it is indeed the pathway to hell.

I was just in New Orleans and the plain potato chips there were called “Regular Flavor.” When put that way, it made them seem like the best option.

Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.