“I’m aware that if everyone else in safe Democratic states thought like me, Democrats would lose every election. Thankfully, most people in safe Democratic states don’t think like me, giving me the luxury to do so.”

Offensive holding: 10 yards. Defensive holding: 5 yards. Offensive pass interference: 10 yards. Defensive passive interference: ∞. Makes sense.

I dunno- the coolest pitcher name I can think of is perhaps the softest: Vida Blue.

Simpsons did it

I thought it might be a good idea to keep the casing on the chorizo, but it turns out it wasn’t a casing at all, but the plastic that it comes in. That was a mistake!

Do you really expect a 6' tall thumb to process that sort of thing?

Fine, you convinced me. The USA can keep Southern California. The American West Coast will be fine without it.

Hence the screen name.

Y’all are under the impression that there is currently a pipeline across the country that pours water into California from other states. Northern California provides all of its own water plus gives some to Southern California, which draws from the Colorado River which borders California. Yes, many states share this…

The Colorado River borders CA, so I can’t imagine they would lose those rights. The rest of the state’s water comes from in state.

California has the world 6th largest economy. We produce the technology, the food, the entertainment, many opportunities for tourism and leisure. I’m not sure why we need the rest of the country. 

If I Did It, by O̶.̶J̶.̶ ̶S̶i̶m̶p̶s̶o̶n̶ Donald Trump

I like it, too. I didn’t say that, but thanks for letting me know!

That’s a good choice. They have funny accents that always put a smile on my face.

No he isn’t.

I was thinking I might have to move abroad now regardless of the outcome of the election.

Sorry but this is not news. I’d be more surprised if he didn’t call her retarded.

In 2014, the Giants won the word series starting their back up 1st baseman in LF. He hit a walk-off home run which sent them to the playoffs. They gave him a million dollar contract for the next season as a thank you and promply cut him.

The robot lady at Safeway is so passive aggressive I can’t stand it.

I can’t believe the Drew made note that he wrote “firm, not stiff” as well as “hot wiener juice.” But then he goes ahead and talks about small orphans manually working the crankshaft in the rocket like it’s nothing.