I prefer to think of Strawberry as a great Giant, but whatever.

Is the girl on the right naked from the waist down?

Not reading his stuff was the only silver lining I saw in the Gawker shutdown.

How do you keep yourself from ending on a terrible Last Tweet?

Oh, the fat one?

I assume that's what he meant as well.

But do you go to Hardly Stricly?

I don't go to church, but I would have to imagine it's the best place to fart, regardless of your beliefs.

I read Dear Prudence on Slate, and yesterday a woman wrote in asking for advice on whether or not she should leave her husband for her also married boyfriend. It would be a no-brainer, but her boyfriend has no savings because he spends too much of it on his wife and children.

:/

Yeah, well Scooby Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

2 people, having sex 1 time, is the absolute minimum for sexual activity. It is not a “fuck fest.”

So basically, you guys know a little bit what it’s like to be a minority, but you still get to be white.

But it’s beyond stupid. What the fuck does rowing have to do with football?

I refuse to watch, only because I know I’ll be sorely disappointed. Like that stupid show Dance Moms.

If someone drove a Brinks truck up to your house and asked you to play a couple of shows, would you do it?

I’m not the biggest Doors fan, but to try to keep The Doors going after Morrison’s death has got to rank up there.

After all the cleaning beforehand and afterwards, getting to keep all the leftover booze is the only real upside I can see in hosting parties.

Tomato juice is disgusting. But for some reason, people thought it would be a great idea to mix with clam juice and sell it in a can. I can’t think of a more repulsive combination.

I don’t think they have that on the East Coast.