I dunno. A couple of times I’ve accidentally marked down “sourdough” instead of “sourdough roll” and cursed the gods immediately when I see the shape of my sandwich. (Who goes to a deli and gets their sandwich on sliced bread?) Also, there’s a wide range of quality in sliced sourdough, and I’m not willing to take that…

If you want to include more than like, 8 teams, that’s going to be a lot of rugby in a very short amount of time. There’s a reason that football is only played once a week.

That right there is exactly how I broke my collarbone!

If you are trying to make a point, there are better ways to do it than using Billy Joel’s likeness and or lyrics.

I’m not sure I get it, but it’s still funny.

In the grand scheme of things, I’d wager saying ‘fuck you’ to an Internet stranger is a bit worse than making a bad joke.

Pot is cheap. Way cheaper than going to bars- you don’t need to be a millionaire to afford it. If you think that a millionaire would consume 20x as much as the average person because they make 20x more in income, then that’s not sound logic. Also, understand that many football players need to intake lots of calories…

The name would suggest otherwise. You must be related to Donna Chang.

I think I’m picking up what you’re throwing down- like wishing for some for of magically reappearing cake. Still seems like a shitty idiom.

Man, I thought I was being clever but your response makes me feel pretty stupid because now I'm even more confused.

Can have your cake without eating it too? When you say you’re going to have some cake, that means you’re going to eat it, right?

Cain is coming back from injury (and an injury plagued last couple of years), wasn’t particularly dominating, and had a high pitch count.

Except, for you know, that it was in Cleveland.

If the 49ers minor league team played in San Francisco, and the NY teams played in New York, that’s 3 right there.

Wait, right out of the box? You don’t cook it?

I wonder if one day we’ll walk into the movies and the screens will be 32 feet high and 18 feet wide.

It’s funny because it’s true.

Has a fire extinguisher up front. Very responsible.

I know it’s a joke, but they would drain the same way in Rio and Australia, if that were a thing.

I just don’t understand this argument. If a child is confused by a transwoman in the women’s restroom, they will be even more confusing seeing a transwoman in the men’s bathroom.