Of course what he did was reprehensible. But, more so, isn’t that kinda weird? Like, if a girl in high school told me she had a crush on me, asking her also to have sex w/ 24 of my friends is probably not what pops into my mind.

NorCal has as much to do with the Kardashians as SoCal does with The Sharks and the Warriors.

That sounds like a joke that probably gets recycled a lot, but I haven’t heard it before, so star.

They can't even spell Desert right.

If there’s one thing I love, it’s food that isn’t what it’s supposed to be.

Oh dear God....

George Harrison broke up the band because John and Paul didn’t want him to have nice things.

Seconded.

You will see a beautiful forest landscape....

I think the NCAA has made it pretty clear that collegiate sports are not a job.

Dire Wolf is an extinct, larger wolf species, and also a Grateful Dead song. It is not two words mashed together by George R.R. Martin.

I would rather eat a Cuban sandwich than vote for anybody.

A+

It’s not a huge loss. Thought in Fast Times, it was pretty funny when Spicoli calls the other surfers fags, but I guess not repeating that line is a price I’m willing to pay.

Right. I forgot about that. I’m sure there would be some interesting ground rules.

I played slow pitch softball with Theo, and he moved surprisingly well for a big man. That was several years ago, though.

All the particles in the air help keep it dense though.

You work with Larry, too?

Uh oh, rape jokes & handicapped jokes in one. The bar is set very high. I know anything CAN be funny, but this is going to be a high bar to clear. I think it’s safe to say nobody who has attempted has cleared it yet.