Half your age +7. Anything else is too young. That’s just science.

I was not in a hurry to have a brawl in front of my kids. I guess because we’re not in Florida.

It was hit or miss with me for a long time. Then I realize I just need a lot of it, and it works every time.

I have been saying this the whole time!

I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.

Exactly. You put like thing together, so the bagger will put like things together, so you can put those like things together into the pantry/fridge/freezer.

It’s probably easier than saying, “A married couple we know, of which the wife was pregnant, sent my wife and me...”

Led Zeppelin only named their first 3 albums I-III. The fourth is called:

Last year my kids team had an opposing team quit in the last inning because they disagreed with a call. When we protested them quitting, the coaches challenged our coaches to a fight.

Can never beat this one, sorry.

Not for nothin, but 163 is 81% more than 90.

How can you concern yourself with the frivolousness of reading fiction when people are dying?

My son and I freaked out to see Donnie Yen in the trailer.

Sorry to say, but the show and the little catch phrases work. It got my youngest into being fully potty trained and trying new foods.

Word. Dry toppings are good. Fat based toppings are good. Water based topping do not work.

Well, it’s a thing in Northern California grocery stores.

I will sign up for the newsletter if you take me out of the grays. I read this site all the time, comment sometimes, but am treated like I don’t know the secret handshake.

We have never been to Chicago but my wife brings this home all the time.

Can go plain oil, or a myriad of flavored oils which make so much more sense than most of the things on this list.