Nerds!!!

It was funny in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. That was the last time it’s ever been funny. Even old Eddie Murphy makes me cringe.

I am nonplussed as to how he thought that was the correct usage.

“So here’s something I learned in college: Virtually every ugly stereotype applied to African-Americans by white racists was applied to my Irish-Catholic ancestors as well.”

Chuck Williams, the Williams-Sonoma founder died 4 days ago. Too soon, asshole!

You should keep your vodka in the freezer. And if you do, adding water is going to cause it to freeze, so, busted.

“Even to this day, certain people holding my head a certain way will bring up a lot of trauma and cause me to stop crying.”

“Will there ever be a time when people install field turf for their lawns?”

They are very common here, for that reason.

It wasn’t always a ghost. Sometimes it was a monster....

Let’s give him the benefit of doubt and say that for him it’s practically summer in a glass. Then why would he ask someone about it in a segment about Thanksgiving?

I guess AIDS just doesn’t sell like it used to.

Rocky movies I’ve seen the most:

I can’t help but wonder if they would fire him if they were 5-6? Maybe, but what about 6-5? No way, right? So they’re eating a $12 million contract extension for 2 games, basically.

Was thinking Herman Munster.

Why do you think the Forty-Niners cut him- for ethical reasons? Everyone knew he was getting suspended for a long time. The NFL just took its sweet time doing so.

I knew I would have to search long to find something about BART/Muni.

One of these days I’d like an NFL player to play a drive with his dick hanging out. If you’re going to get fined anyway, you might as well go all out.

Note: anyone who throws shade on Billy Joel will get a star from me. I might have to get another account so I can give multiple stars.

Ugh... I think they meant “It’s Still Schmaltzy Faux White Guy Doo Wop to Me.”