I know it’s counter intuitive, but Billy Joel actually ranks worse than Phil Collins on the “I fucking hate Phil Collins” meter.

My boy Luke can eat 50 eggs.

Article needs to be read half as many times as population of Kansas City.

He literally made *me* carry *his* clubs around for him.

It’s almost like football is dangerous.

Wrong country, wrong sport, but applause nonetheless.

For what it’s worth, there’s a 0.0% chance they turn a double play there.

To be fair, they were probably already dead when she crammed them into the suitcase.

Now that’s what I call a taco.

I can’t look at it without laughing. When I scroll back up I’m going to laugh again.

Is definitely a girl. Look at the pants.

My son showed this to me a couple months ago. He still watches it on occasion. He took his own video of an elephant taking a dump at the SF zoo, but it’s not as good for obvious reasons.

Klay is quite malleable, yes.

Figured the top 5 would be all West Coast states. Top West Coast was Hawaii at 18?!?

I prefer Panaphonics.

Plus, closets are hard to move.

No.

Was he a Stiffly Stifferson?