Isn’t it the case that the fallout world has nearly limitless energy (nukes running alarm clocks and cars) but they don’t have semi-conductors and silicon chips? So their computing and electronics are all piiiiiiiiitifully underpowered? Like, all run on those tubes? 

Well, yeah. The owner of any business kind of gets a say. But then, so do the management and, ultimately, the consumer. 

Want to know how I know you’ve never worked at a big company?—Because that’s batshit, and not how this works

What’s shameless about it? Some dumb dumbs want this thing a lot — and so people keep making them. 

What if that means winning fewer elections? 

No. The kids from Brooklyn don’t want you to have any chance for blue reps because they don’t understand caucusing and they don’t understand game theory. 

Yeah! And if we win minotities in legislatures all across the land, we’ll... lose with pride? 

Do you even know how caucusing works? The problem is that someone at some point led you to believe that you know anything or have insight 

Your feelings are irrelevant because of Article one of the Constitution. Federalism is a fact. Your feelings are irrelevant 

Elder statesman and storied political strategist Libby Watson everybody 

Well, you probably know better than Ms. Streep, Ms. Aran. <eyeroll>

Maybe one of them still needs to be fed. Maybe one or more of them was sick or there weren’t enough tables for three little hellions. People give dirty looks when you have a bunch of young kids.

I road trip between many regional cities, and I never have any trouble getting data from AT&T to run my spotify.

His kids took forever. Nothing that young children do surprises me.

This.

Yeah. We all know or have that one friend or have dated someone who will absolutely keep the same tires and brakes forever until legally required to stop that shit

That’s a perfect explanation. But my dumb friend here only knows that some of those words mean in this context. Help me explain it to him (in dumb talk)?

Holy cow. And I thought grad school was a bad idea BEFORE reading this.... hahaha. Ouch — my student loans hurt

Why are you dismissing Space Frat out of hand? The Vanguard are clearly dumb dumbs — and the fact that they didn’t know the Cabal had knocked out their warning beacons and were coming for the tower until they were VISIBLE THROUGH THE WINDOW just proves it. Three equal leaders during a crisis is a recipe for disaster

Can we write this reaction off as dumb yet? It’s the laziest way possible to acknowledge that someone has written comedy gold