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This is the best article I have ever read on any Gizmodo or Gawker aligned site of all time. Please keep writing articles that help connect dumb everyday stuff between and among races. We need common ground more than ever

Great article — this has me laughing out loud!

If you’re insinuating that New Monarchy is Space Trump, we’re gonna have ugly words

That’s... actually pretty brilliant

I think ruthlessness and incivility and honor among thieves (no loyalty) are going to be the themes.

Savage! But accurate

I kind of like the statue more now. Previously, his trouble with the law made me uncomfortable. I’m not sure people should have friends who get up to some murdering.

I spent a lot of time in Iraq doing humanitarian work during the war. None of the people I know who have “support dogs” are the people who did that. They’re all assholes, and every one of them revels in the fact that they can’t be challenged. Some of those dogs aren’t even properly potty trained. Assholes.

Everything that Australians touch turns to pain and disappointment. This guy is a Patriot among piss-drunk, round-shouting, proper dickheads. Aussie Aussie Aussie

Doesn’t anybody watch Top Gear anymore? What do they even teach during drivers ed in school anymore? Boats are amphibious sea-cars.

Are... are they hiring...?

Do all cars have that? I drive like my grandfather, so I’ve never been in a dispute

I hope nobody ever accuses you of something that didn’t happen — because you seem to be unbothered by the lack of recourse a person accused of serious misconduct is afforded.

He had a trial. See the difference?

That’s not what “veracity” means. It means that there’s someone who heard a statement shortly after the events in question.

God — I thought I was the only one. It’s all so manipulative and commercial

You’re using income and capital interchangeably, no?

No. It’s pretty discounted and full of weird off brand stuff. It’s kind of like the IKEA of food shopping

Emu’s once defeated the Australian Defense Force (ADF) in a terrible and protracted war. I like their chances against wild dogs

We didn’t ASK to be apex killing machines. Humans caused extinction events of large mammals every time we hit a new island or region. That was pre-history and pre-written language. Hundreds of thousands of years through 60,000 years ago.