Keep insisting on Bernie-lites. See what happens.

Cool. Vote for any number of the progressives who may be running in your state. If not, maybe vote for the people who will best be able to erode Trump’s power base by not being part of Trump’s power base.

I voted for Hillary in the primary.

Splinter would be difficult to satire at this point. 

Hey, hi there. Me here. Non-urban Dem voter consistenly fucking rolling my eyes and getting fed up with all the children whining and calling people like me names because we don’t put up socialists as candidates in our blood-red districts.

Over-paid city-based white-privileged fucking stupid children.

I did. Look at paragraph two.

I disagree; the dynamics of a state assembly primary in queens should guide the roadmap for every Democratic campaign in the United States in 2018. Jon Tester should open his next campaign rally with a monologue about rent control.

At least Gawker had charm. Splinter is like hanging out with the freshman who thinks their poly sci lecture is a dialogue. 

“just fine. she’s alright” doesnt even hit paul blest’s purity test. it doesnt give an option, other than “not voting” because they dont want to vote for “literally not a snake demon” or “snake demons.”

these people are fucking stupid children.

Fucking ded. You just killed that person in cold blood.......Um blogosphere?! I would like to report a murder........

Barack Obama was dealt the worst hand of any president in history. And what did he do with it? He turned it into f*cking aces.

The way to get people to vote is to offer them candidates who actually give people hope that politics could make things better for them

The presumptuousness of this article is choking me. Barack Obama, former President of the United States (and a very good one, comparatively speaking!), needs to be taught a lesson that only a mid 20's year old blogger can teach him!

Subtitle: Enjoys self-righteously pointing out how naive Obama is.

It’s getting fucking ridiculous. I don’t need this site to be HuffPost or Vox or something...but come on. This is stupid at this point. 

Me: “Let’s see what going on on Splinter.”

No, he gets it.  Excessive hard-left partisanship threatens to alienate non-urban voters that the Dems need to actually regain power.

Breaking: blogger gets very close, but ultimately fails to understand the difference between statements of opinion and statements of fact. 

“I once tracked down the author of this guide, Dan Birlew, and asked him how all this happened. He wouldn’t say. (“I do not comment on books/games that old. Please direct your queries to BradyGames.”