I mute the alexa occasionally, but beyond that, couldn’t care less if people I have never and will never meet, who only know me as a randomized job number, hear me having sex. What on earth could that possibly matter?

I once was attempting to robo-trip with my college girlfriend - y’know drinking way too much robotussin so that we could fry balls (not recommended!) - and we ended up at a Fazolis. My spaghetti proceeded to mouth the words my girlfriend was speaking and I’ve never, ever come close to wanting to eat that again.

You’re wrong. The best Captain is Benjamin “ Don’t Fuck With The” Sisko.

Man, there may have only been 10 people in that audience, but every one of them went on to call Trump a racist too. 

i mean, total transparency, she has never seemed sated afterwards.

As a basketball player? You’re absolutely right. As a human being? Well, I guess people like Idi Amin and Ted Bundy did exist, so...

Home Depot boxes? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Steal your cardboard moving boxes from the local liquor store like the rest of us, asshole.

Can’t say I have. But I’m intrigued. Maybe I’ll eat those with the Chicken Biskits and do a surf-and-turf thing. 

I’m afraid without some kind of smellavision you’re only getting part of the Tacoma experience.  

I’m sure Golden State would trade a bus ride for one good Looney.

Every one of his tattoos looks like he got paid on Friday, went out drinking that night, then tossed his last two crumpled twenties on the counter of the dirtiest shop in town and asked “What’ll this get me?”

Maybe if they smiled more.

Well it very clearly killed off the Dothraki and Unsullied so Dany couldn’t use them to take Kings Landing. It’s attention these kinds of subtle details that make D&D such good stewards of the series.

Too bad about that Iron Throne. So many consummate V’s.

As a USian, that stuff can be is really annoying, embarrassing, and unnecessary.

Malazan is great, it my personal favorite fantasy series. The first book throws you into the middle of the story without a whole lot of explanation which bothers some people but when/if it clicks with you are you in for a ride.

If anyone wants a fantasy series that's excellent, demolishes tropes and is actually finished, I highly recommend the Malazan Book of the Fallen. The Stormlight Archive is also great, albeit not finished yet either.

So no more political discourse and since keeping politics out of sports is so important to these folks, no more national anthem before games, no more god bless america during the 7th inning stretch, no more military fly overs before football games, no more military reunions, camo-hats or uniforms, or giant american…

Jeyne Poole, Lady Stoneheart, Penny and her pig, Skahaz Shavepate, Arianne Martell, Darkstar, Victarion Greyjoy, Ser Garlan the Gallant, Aegon VI, and a myriad of other characters both great and small that viewers of the show never had the chance to meet. And yes, there will be unicorns… of a sort…