Oh yeah, because your dad’s friend yelling about Democrats at your parents’ 20th anniversary party is how real millennials got informed.

If by “Arlington” you mean “economy,” then, yes.

You’d think that losing one dragon and almost losing another would make the “Dragon Queen” super careful about her military flying assets. So she went for a joyride above enemy territory of course. Drogon should just eat her and fly away back to Essos.

Agreed—cargo pants are the only way to go when traveling by air. I can stash all my items in the various pockets, and then, when I get to security, I just take off my pants and put everything through the metal detector in one neat package!

I wouldn't assume the GRRM has actually devised an ending let only a good one .

No, no. You’re just mistaken.

Oh, so now Trump doesn’t like it when the competitor that comes in second ends up winning on a technicality?

My bet is by impersonating a charismatic stranger arriving in town to build King’s Landing’s first MONORAIL!!!

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

counterpoint: all songs espousing any pro-american patriotism are garbage and cancerous 

It is time we stop singing any patriotic songs at sports games. No other country sings their national anthem before every single (non-international) sporting event no matter how inconsequential. God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch just plain sucks.  

Can’t wait for the Battle of Winterfell when Dee is suppose to be playing a slaughtered commoner but she keeps repositioning herself to look directly at the camera.

Just...just wear the clothes. We know who it is, the costume’s good and fine on its own, there’s no need to Blackface it up. Jesus, why is this so hard?

I mean, it’s an incredible achievement after all the physical shit he’s been through. But, the guy is still an asshole. I don’t get why anyone would weep with joy that Tiger Woods is winning again unless they’re a stupid golf bro.

Super Mega Baseball 2 (XB/PS4/PC) has what you’re looking for if MLBPA licensing is not a requirement

In fact, fire seemed to be a bit of a theme that evening

I’ve always suspected the people who chant S-E-C want to be chanting C-S-A.

Listen to Bruce’s pronunciation of “Doors” in that skit. Doesn’t it sound just a little bit like... “Dawes?” Yes, truly he is another champion of that sweet Laurel Canyon sound rather than the Sunset Strip degeneracy of Jim Morrison and his filth-ridden crew!

I’m surprised they even bothered in the first place when they could’ve just as easily and characteristically taken the movie’s title and characters’ names and made their own movie, that would invariably rely heavily on CGI effects and Chinese folklore.

Amen, I had only just moved to Ohio and I figured I would be in for a treat, trying this local Skyline Chili place. I love chili, so what could go wrong?