Even if I’m not, I’ll embrace my new character, name them, give them a backstory and motivations.

So all of a sudden Alberta isn’t Canadian!?

What kind of warning is that? I love dancing better than people and hugs!

Mary Poppins here. I fucking love everyone when I’m drunk and will sway up to you and tell you that you are the best human being alive and I respect you and also you are so pretty and nice that I don’t even deserve to know you, no, don’t look at me, I’m ashamed to have someone as wonderful as you look at me. People…

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

I appreciate your feedback, and that’s certainly something I’ve tried to avoid as much as possible. Leaning too hard on one source/outlet/whatever is never a good thing for a journalist. At the same time, though, I think the LoL subreddit is very different than many other gaming subreddits. As a company, Riot uses the…

Counterpoint: My vasectomy was painless.

Kind of unfair to make them play Trinidad AND Tobago at the same time.

If you’re saying the Steam community is right, you’re wrong. There was no incentive to leave a good review versus a negative one. The article states the only extra incentive was from longer reviews, which are generally more informative and could give the devs information on how to improve future offerings. All I see…

#creamofthecrop

Are maid cafes real?

This is not an assumption. :/

Manu Ginobli is the Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix of this list. With a beard he looks like a henchman for the Eastern European villain of an 80s action movie, and clean shaven he looks like an ineffectual high school science teacher.

And goddammit, can we please stop rising for “God Bless America” in the seventh? It’s not the national anthem. I’m not getting off my ass twice in one game to fellate the flag again.

No no, they have a point.

Gamergate has done some things to me, but never that.

This is the worst possible food opinion.

This is not a good day for England.

These (pictures of) pretzels are making me thirsty!

I see your Hot Buffalo Wing and raise you...