I want those whole post rewritten with cats removed and kids put in that place. I feel the whole thing works, even the rat part. Kids are fucking weird and I see no reason anyone would willingly endure that shit.

This was clearly written in order to beat out Gawker for most unique visitors for the month, right?

Try grim dawn. It's as close to a d2 successor as I've seen in a long time.

Reading the reviews I’m inclined to think some people are definitely supporting it for the wrong reasons.

Removing the game because it contains a flag that is accurate for the setting -__-

Supporting the game specifically because of said flag -__________________-

Interesting first caller. I can’t imagine thinking one would be doomed to a future of being Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde when the person has only had one “real, long-term relationship.” Maybe establish a pattern before you get too stressed out.

You should be more worried if in ten years you suddenly realize you have a long…

“High quality does not really fit with games called ‘street fighter’ and ‘combat,’” said one city council member.

Not even close.

This is a shame and pretty surprising given Mexico, MO’s long history of appropriately naming things.

I’m determined to make a level in Mario Maker than even he can’t beat. Except I’d have to beat it in order to upload it so never mind. I’ll make a game my 8 year old cousin can’t beat though. She needs to be brought down a peg.

Lowest point in his career since Val Venis banged his sister.

Fireball is cinnamon schnapps. Period. That they’ve managed to rebrand it as “whiskey” is really pretty remarkable.

Spo is great!

And Owens changed his Twitter name to Kip Stern in memory of Dusty. It was really tough reading all of the eulogies.

I liked Sami Zayn’s stories:

I WAS IN THE POOL

When I was little wrestling was sacred in my house. Saturday morning and Saturday nights were dedicated to NWA Worldwide and NWA World Championship Wrestling. Hulk Hogan was little more than a cartoon character to me. Some guy those Yankees watched. But this...this was RASSLIN. And no one personified rasslin more than…

Am I the only one that doesn’t care about the Steam level?

Tate Tots are just a form of hash brown. The bigger question is why everyone is pretending they forgot this fact.

I get that banning fake colleges is better for the game, but I’m going to miss watching UNC.