Eggplant is the worst, but it’s not the flavor. It’s the texture.

Ravishing Rick Rude was an amazing heel and could totally go in the ring, as well. Honky Tonk Man wasn’t nearly the wrestler he was.

Is the movie getting a China release anyway? The censorship system is not the only hurdle to clear. There is also a quota on foreign films, and Adam Sandler is no kind of star over here (although action movies are by far the most appealing foreign films in the China market). Given that the Transformers movies are…

That is not how bonds work.

You do not understand the Constitution. You are protected from random drug testing by the government. This doesn’t even apply if you’re for example clearly under the influence in public.

Baron Corbin is a spacist!

Probably more interesting as a phenomenon than as a performer.

They’d better because it’s not exactly like it’s hard to get a doctor’s prescription for Adderall in the US, either. At least you don’t have to worry about Japanese players getting a prescription for it at all.

It is a rather compelling gif! Also, I’m always perfectly happy with the High Life.

I was wondering if those were removable. They’re so ugly, but once removed, that’s a respectably good looking set of cans.

I was wondering if those were removable. They’re so ugly, but once removed, that’s a respectably good looking set of…

I started reading ebooks pretty much exclusively because I live in China, where the selection of available English language books is extremely poor. However, I’ll buy a book or two when I’m back in the US, primarily to read on the long flight back to China.

As a huge fan of shoddy animation, I’m thrilled that there is still so much of One Piece to be had.

Ah, the Mario Lopez.

I’ve always thought that KoF is the most entertaining game to watch. There is just so much strategy and execution, leading to some crazy ass swings. I watched the side tournament, but it just wasn’t the same level (although still really good!). Maybe when SNK gets around to releasing the next KoF around 2033 it will…

Gamerbee’s match with Infiltration was out of this world, as was the final. I regret watching Smash, though, as I do every year.

*Has a drink in your honor despite it being 10:30 in the morning where I am*

I guess I’m a Mary Poppins type, which isn’t something I’d ever thought I’d say. There are apparently consequences to telling someone you like them more than you actually do while sober though! I’m still happier with that than being a Mr. Hyde type of course. I don’t like being angry, drunk or sober.

That’s what I call the Cletus Van Damme system, and now I want to be your friend!

Oog.

Man, I’m not going to read a bunch of words about words. I’m just going to call you a moron for absolutely no reason.