I really like Northmen. Lazy as hell, just like me.

She’s either giving me the thumbs up or the finger. She looks pretty positive, so I’ve decided that she actually wants me to smoke while walking, which really is one of the best times to smoke.

Cotai is not a city in Macau. Macau is all one city, and Cotai is an area of the city that was previously undeveloped and now is being developed exclusively with casinos. I stayed there once, and it was a deeply unpleasant experience. The other casinos on the north part of the island are amidst all the normal parts of…

I would think you were pretty cool if you wore a Wambach jersey.

Are you just being deliberately obtuse? Google Play Music does play music stored locally. And on the rare occasion you absolutely need to shut down a program, just go into settings>apps and use force stop. It honestly sounds like you’ve never used an Android phone.

Well, if that was the strategy for the Surface, they’ve succeeded.

Apple is very much an outlier here, much in the way that European luxury clothing brands do very well in Japan.

Eh, I’m not a big fan of sausages outkicking their coverage in terms of bun by that much.

Thank you, Tina! It needed to be said, and you stated wonderfully just how horrifying Tree Trunks is.

I think you need to think from the perspective of a much younger person. I have a record collection that goes back about twenty years, both ripped from CDs and purchased MP3s. Someone who is 18 probably has a year or two that he ever wants to listen to again and rapidly changing music tastes. For the price of one MP3…

Gin is fantastic and should be consumed in the place of water due to its water-like appearance.

You wouldn’t like airports in China.

I live in an apartment in a large city, so my cats have never been outside. However, once a bird flew into my apartment, and one of my cats killed it within minutes. Cats are good.

Good advice! There are definitely some people that just aren’t built for monogamous long term relationships. I’m one of them! (I don’t act like a jerk really, but I get frustrated and tired of the attention outflow necessary to sustain the relationship. I’m better about it now. If I start getting those feelings, I try…

I try not to use Uber, more because of their extremely dubious business practices.

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Chimay is excellent, but I’d rather have a Leffe.

You are definitely not alone. I stay far away for that exact reason. I drink constantly and with aplomb and rarely get a hangover, but, sparkling wine, I’m screwed.

I’m cheering for the white walkers. I used to like the books, until Martin could no longer figure out what should be happening approximately two books ago, and I used to like the show until this season. At this point, I hope winter is here to stay.

Pretty much everything even remotely in their price range destroys Beats, but marketing matters, and Beats has done that exceedingly well.