If he wanted to have to tinker with everything, to get things working just right, he’d use PC.

Some solid Kotaku Kinja today. All comments below fall into these categories:

“I’ve already angered comic book nerds, sports parents, and Republicans. Maybe I’ll go piss in Kotaku’s cereal.”

Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.

Somehow you typed “comments from people who are right and speak the truth” and it came out as “trolls.” You might need a new keyboard

In his defense, he’s an athlete. And they’re allowed to do whatever they want.

Normal is not lesser. You want this to be an insult, so you’re seeking it, but he’s specifically setting himself outside the normal population into a class that cares too damned much.

Water? Like from the toilet?

“And I’m looking right into the camera. And I’mma say it again. You do not want to make an enemy out of me. I’m not having it. I’ve done nothing wrong. I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!”

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

whoever drew up this “Stephen A. Smith” needs to go back to CGI school, because this effort is frankly terrible.

I know exactly what fish do in water. That’s why I want to drink it.

I want to hire a lady to follow me around in a wedding dress, accusing everybody I see of “Ruining my wedding day!”

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

DAMMIT, PINKHAM.

Why, because they’re good and they play with an element of swagger that’s fun to watch? Those clouds look ripe for a yellin’!

“These guys hit so many home runs and score so many runs, what assholes”

Orioles fan here - can’t even be mad. The way the Jays just shredded the American League in the second half of the year, just damn impressive. My boys just couldn’t put it all together this year, see you all next year. Congratulations.