Please know that, try as you may, there is nothing you can say, no way you can word it, no point you can make about this that doesn’t come across as the petulant whining of a sore loser.

When is America going to take responsibility for making the little puke famous?

I know Jezebel is full of defensive potheads

It’s not popular anywhere people aren’t so blinded by ideology that they can’t see the terrible consequences of their beliefs. Ideally, “saving” unwanted fetuses is good and noble, but in reality it leads to squallor and misery everywhere your beliefs are enshrined in law. It’s not noble to fight for something that…

Writes a rant about whiny, petulant, uptight fucksticks, and their quest to destroy name-calling. Complains about being called names. Fuck.

These women chose to move to a more diverse, and consequently more expensive, area to ensure that their daughter is around other people who look like her. In the process, they had to change jobs and leave their family and friends, their emotional support system, behind. Those constitute emotional and economic losses.

Pardon the hyperbole, Albert, but this is the greatest goddamn thing I’ve ever read on Kinja. I’ve always enjoyed your food articles, but this was some serious writer shit, here. Consider me a fan.

Your mom should have let you fight your own battles. Builds character, and whatnot.

Yeah, that time my dad came to the school and yelled at the principal it was super-embarrassing for the principal...

That’s just not true. Expanding the definition of a word is the exact opposite of robbing it of meaning, or abandoning it entirely. Again, words evolve all the time. I suspect you’re just personally offended by the idea of competitive video gamers being considered, in any way, professional “athletes.” The alternative…

I’d say expanding rather than abandoning, but you haven’t said why that’s such a bad thing.

Words evolve. What’s the harm if the definition of sport has broadened to include things that don’t necessarily require strenuous physical exertion?

I disagree. In reality what they’re doing is making money from people watching them wear Levis, which is not anything like selling a pair of jeans re-branded with your own logo. If people want to pay to watch me eat a Big Mac should McDonald’s expect a cut?

I believe that's the logic behind the burka.

Well, you imagined that one. I'm sure you can imagine some more.

Figures a Sith-lover doesn't know the word tenet. ;)

That you live in Calgary?

Do you literally mean browner? Because I don't think I could visually distinguish a Palestinian from an Israeli.

You trolling, or do you really think this comes down to a rooting for the underdog kind of thing?

Homophobia isn't an ideological side, it's a mental illness.