I misread your “YES” as meaning “consent” and had a good laugh at how clever you were being. Then realized I was just in an echo chamber of my own cleverness.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

★★★★ Smells moved individually on the air currents, rather than hanging together in one stale accumulated stench. The sun had a little sharpness to it, but high clouds screened the worst of it and it no longer had the angles to unleash its full power. Summer’s late bid at awfulness had collapsed like all its previous…

You can't pretend to be a tortured artist and smile at the same time

Probably discussing farm subsidies.

In which we learn Scottie Pippen needs to start hanging out with better people.

I hate to be that guy, but I don’t believe for a second that you hate being that guy.

Hey, Ogre, when did the Alpha Beta house get Wifi?

Jon Stewart is probably better at sports than you. Hell, homey was a D-1 college soccer player. You play any D-1 scholarship ball in any sport? He’s smarter than you, more athletic than you and most assuredly more financially comfortable than you. Maybe you should just stfu.

I love that lazy development is constantly being viewed as “Secrets”

The takeaway from this should not be, oh hey, when you get your mani-pedi, be sure to give the wage slave who does it a couple of extra bucks that her boss might not steal.

Good point. The Twins will probably have to all hit each other with a pitch during batting practice.

After the game, a reporter asked Rosario about his family filming the moment.

The most impressive part of this feat is that of the 4 people filming it, they all had their camera’s oriented correctly.

stranger attack < acquaintance attack =/= fear of stranger attack is irrational

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That’s one hell of a compliment.

Calm down everyone, this is just high level negging.