Heh, I think “douchebag” is putting it lightly. That’s like saying the Nazis were “jerks”.

“If you really love me, you’ll kill your son......naw, nevermind.”

Riddle: How many burner accounts did Mayweather need to express his dissatisfaction with this comment?

RIP Boxing, prehistory - 2015.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.

-Floyd Mayweather, to the women in his life before he beat them

Replay of Clippers-Spurs Game 7 is on TNT for free. Problem solved.

Aaron Rodgers just tweeted support for Mayweather, can Deadspin publish a list of celebrities that support this criminal so we can make sure to boycott them too?

It’s good to see so many of those in attendance smash-faced, out of respect for all the women Floyd kicked the shit out of.

Hi Patrick,

Do you type it with a fox?

Futura, baby!

Thank you for your resume, Mr. Giq. I was a little surprised at first but then I realized what you were asking me to do. I scanned your resume into my computer and used OCR software to recreate the document as a file, then I changed the font from WingDings to Arial and was able to read it.

Number of times a former SO beat the shit out of me: no clue. I only remember the "highlights". I even defended my cuts and bruises to my coworkers and friends, saying that my cats had roughed me up.

I do all my resumes in Wingdings. Only special people will hire me.

Only in America can a guy be found guilty and sent to jail, and still get softball questions from reporters about “allegations” and “reports.” Innocent until proven guilty. And then, still innocent if we can make money promoting you.

...modders aren’t modding for fun? Given that they didn’t get “paid” before last Thursday...what were they doing it for then?

Since Morrowind, in the Jurassic period, People have been modding for fun or to add things they themselves wanted in the game. Even I did it for Oblivion, Just.For.Fun.

The tank top strap width rules always make me laugh. Like, if we show just 1” more of our shoulders, that’s where the threshold lies between society and anarchy. Boys will see that extra finger width and become uncontrolled rape machines. God forbid they see a bra strap. We don’t talk about what happens when boys see…