So...cunt? I’m thinking cunt.

I use mine to keep the crows out of my corn.

“Well, today I hung out with Pete Rose, what did you do? Lay there feeling sorry for yourself because you have stage four cancer? You are a disgrace. Even with your hair, you are ugly.”-Britt McHenry

McHenry calling people uneducated is rich coming from someone who went to something called Stetson University. I looked it up. Their most notable alumn is Ray Finkle.

I understand that you are pissed when your car is towed, but her shitty behaviour about how much better she is than everyone else is really what makes me angry to no end. So many problems that the world has is because people think they are better than others.
This woman is truly ugly.

She looks like a cheaply-done xenomorph woman from some never-made CW spinoff of Alien.

Regarding sweeping, I cannot emphasize how much a Roomba will improve your quality of life if you live in a small-ish space and have no carpets. Seriously. It'll be the best $300 you ever spend. They also serve as one of those things you can talk to, and cats love them. (Get rid of your cat and get a Roomba instead to…

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Why do these sufferers insist on thinking that the disease is biological and not mental? We have a long way to go towards accepting that mental illness is illness, don’t we?

A Nice Guy™ who knows that women are banging 25 asshole dudes a night instead of him.

Correction: Hockey is awesome.

She must have wrecked too, her pants are completely shredded, at least she was able to walk away.

Ummmm, pretty sure that’s a Bugatti, bro.

Can’t believe they made Don Cherry buy a ticket.

The old joke is: Canada wins the Stanley cup every year, the teams just play in American cities. (joke still somewhat works these days, but not as well as it did pre 2000)

I’m guessing he looked at a map and double checked that Detroit was still on the American side of the river.

Canadian arenas generally tend to be a little more subdued. My theory is it’s a combination of Canadians being a bit less inclined to be boisterous and that a good percentage of people are intently caught up in actually watching the game.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen people happily cheer for the Jets.

So, since the Bruins are likely out, at least I’ll have some teams to cheer for. I always liked Winnipeg, and their fans are great.

I don't see what the big deal is, he didn't even decapitate him.