"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

To ensure that our great nation never runs out of irony.

Sports reportering has become the male nipple of professions. It would look weird if they weren't there, but objectively speaking they don't do anything necessary.

I'm sort of indifferent about Rodgers from a fan perspective, but I agree with his choice not to do an interview. He was essentially on a "date," (or a BFF hangout night) and his presence had nothing to do with Wisconsin gangling its way into the Final Four. Would this doofus reporter have expected an interview if…

It's a Japanese house.

This is especially true with sports journalists for some reason. As a non sports photojournalist I do not expect people to want to be photographed or interviewed. I swear 90% of sports journalists are acting out these long standing feelings of aggression and jealousy towards jocks in the most passive aggressive way…

"ignoring how media has shaped his image"

This guys makes a huge stink about Rodgers intruding on an historic moment for Wisconsin and when Rodgers declines an interview because he has nothing to do with the moment he's angry?

Dennis Dodd stars in "The Crying Game 2: Pacifier, Please", Christmas '16!

steady crippin it

Many members of the press feel that its everyone's job to cater to theirs. When they don't get preferential treatment they feel slighted because they then have to work. Its the same with Marshawn Lynch. The media hates it because the easiest game story is asking a player "Tell me what you saw" and then transcribe…

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I'd be less concerned about my Wi-Fi reception and more concerned about that tentacled one-eyed monster in my house.

Some weird American foods I've tried: pickles brined in Kool-Aid (fruit punch flavor) commonly referred to as "Koolicles"; any manner of cheese, which if you think about it, is soured milk; mold (Bleu cheese/gorgonzola); hot dogs (this may take the cake); congealed chicken nerves/connective tissue (chicken nuggets);…

I'm from Jamaica and one of the dishes we have there always makes people a bit squeemish: Mannish Water. Its actually a soup made with the head and other recycled bits of Goat. Tasty!

I think Fish Roe is probably one of the most bizarre things I eat from time to time, at least my wife thinks so. I'm not talking about…

McDonald's McRib sandwich.

What I find funny about the "advice" given by many above is that it assumes that a person with whom you have a close enough connection to care about how you broach this subject is unable to discern when you are completely full of shit.

I've been married for seven years, and my wife and I were together for six years before that. If she were the sort of person who set conversational traps, none of that would be true.

You just failed the "does this dude really believe women set tests" test. Please leave.