Not from Denmark.

The show will become 100% AU fan fiction this year.

"Can I get a caffe' latte, please?"

"When Rosa Parks said she didn't give up her bus seat because she was tired, she meant that she was tired of being treated like a second-class citizen, not that she was physically exhausted. This is clear in the full context of her statement. The idea that she was just a quiet lady…

How Starbucks thought this was gonna go.

Jesus. Since removing the valve cover, one giant sloth and one sabre-tooth tiger have already perished in the black abyss.

They don't do the American accents all that well, either. That's Canada for you.

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

He's as clumsy as he is stupid.

I actually find this useful, since now I can cross check the comments of so many internet Not Racists/You're The Real Racist guys directly against the actual Ku Klux Klan.

Not just any KKK member, Greg. He's the Imperial Clod.

The prevalence of White Knights thinking they're helping society is becoming ridiculous.

Dear Kotaku commenters:

I sincerely, deeply hate almost every single one of you. You are the actual, literal reason we can't have nice things.

I swear to god it's as if nobody in the comments has ever read the damn article.

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

I left the donut shop with a regular maple and came home to a creme filled.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

Always a highlight truther.

Seriously... this is like the taboo-ness equivalent of doggy style for the kind of people committed to using the rhythm method.

This just shows how much of a master level troll Clarkson is. In 1991, he goes to Argentina, has that license plate made, sells the car without making a fuss about it or who he is. Then he waits 23 years before going back to the country, finds and buys the car with that same license plate for use in the TG Argentina…

6 for 9... 9-6.... 3... Half Life 3 confirmed!