And still others are angered by the fact that Sam has been the victim of an apparent double standard, wherein high-profile draftees like Johnny Manziel—white, rich, and straight—are celebrated for racking up endorsements and Instagramming themselves holding fistfuls of cash while Sam, who grew up in extreme poverty…

came really close to blocking you, but didn't feel like reading your ensuing soft-ass email

only the Cubs could get a prospect who people doubt more the better he plays.

Is this the rationalization you use when you knock your girlfriend unconscious? "oh, she threw the first slap, everything is fair game now."

That'll be the day I snap. When I can't even masterbate in the privacy of my own bathroom.

If I knew how to pass off a dumb mistake as trolling I would've done it ages ago!

"I was more confused as to why you'd do that in your truck."

Maybe they were out of complimentary key fobs.

During our design process, many asked what was our solution to the conflict. A common misconception was that there is some elusive plan that the global community hadn't found yet or hadn't been creative enough and was therefore still searching.

If Limp Bizkit had a baby with a UFC fight and reared this child on Monster energy drink, that's what it would look like.

This is the thing so many people don't understand about domestic violence. It's not about the perpetrator. It's not about the victim. It's about the victim's brother/son/father/male-friend-or-relative-to-be-named-later.

I guess we shouldn't be surprised at how twisted up you are about this.

Thats a lot of mansplanation for a dude who basically said 'Hey women. If you don't want to be beaten if I'm not there to keep you from being beaten, maybe you shouldn't say or do something that might get you beaten.'

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

Yeah, guys - it was just a joke!

You lose credibility when you attempt to argue that the word threat only means credible threat. He threatened it. You don't think the threat was credible, and you may have a point (although his later "I'm going to come to your place of business" tweet undermines your position), but that doesn't erase the threat.

Note: As soon as you trot out "MY DAD IS IMPORTANT" you've lost the argument and everyone is embarrassed for you.