Those tasty chips you enjoyed as a child? They were lead paint.

Weird, it's almost as though living in occupied territory and constantly suffering retaliatory overreaction strikes from your wealthy heavily militarized neighbor in reaction to a few assholes in your government shooting glorified fireworks at them will breed resentment somehow.

"As a Jew, and as someone who has been raised to always support Israel (which, according to my parents, is my spiritual home, although I have never been)"

No wonder most Americans automatically side with Israel, we're both wealthy nations filled with shamelessly self-absorbed assholes so far removed from any conflict we enter that it's incredibly easy to cheerlead for atrocities. I wish I could even be surprised that Violent Nationalism Selfies are a thing, but I can't.

Tyler, this is an interesting profile but I can't help but take issue with your Matt Lauer-esque-can-women-have-it-all second question. You've got the most decorated and experienced fighter pilot answering your questions and you ask him about how much PUSSY HE'S CRUSHING BRO.

It's a fun interview, and I respect the man immensely, but he's clearly still stuck in the Fast-jet fighter-jock mentality of the 80's and 90's.

Re UAV's: "They also are not survivable in a real shooting war." Economies of scale say you're wrong sir. Every time you leave the deck, we're sending up something like $500m…

"We are always at war, whether declared or not, whether the public is aware of it or not. When that mentality dominates, the correct priorities are made for weapons, aircraft and research, and the correct folks take command because they have to."

This guy sounds like his persona is derived from that Marine Todd meme.

The fact that he was a great pilot aside, this guy kind of sounds like a douche-bag.

The NYPD then proceded to tazer the drone and beat it with clubs until it was dead, saying, "Grunk saw bird. Grunk say bird is good food. But, bird too boney. Not enough to go around."

Retweet the photos to their employers / schools?

...and several cans of green beans with the serial number 78446-0

How the hell is GM even in business at this point? It seems like the bail out was really just to protect investors while they let the company shit itself and hemorrhage to death

I'm pretty sure GM has recalled my Subaru

Not surprised to see that his base is so...free.

When a landing gear gers ripped on one of our Chinooks we make a platform of railroad ties or pallets, then throw some soft cushion on top (smelly old barracks mattresses work), and have the flight engineer guide the pilot to land on top of it.

Another great post, Tyler.

I read that as Artisinal Troll. Highest quality!

See, that's what homosexuality does. It distracts people from the real, offensive threat. Nobody's complaining about the giant dick on the TV screen, walking up on the stage and calling 256 names.

i thought this was a sports network? since when is two guys kissing a sport? this is worst than the time i accidentally turned on ellen when i meant to watch steve wilkos. i thought it was a man with an interesting hawk shaped face at first so i watched a second of it but then i realize it was just ellen and i had to…