Of course, if anyone happens to act in any sort of dangerous manner they should just be shot and killed. I really wish the DMV had just put her down on the spot because they should have known she might still try to drive through a restaurant, endangering orphans. Now this poor officer is suspended and the department…

umm yes. This is hard proof that he's a racist. Versus allegations in Elgin Baylor's suit and a settlement in which he probably didn't admit guilt.

Nice try Lauren.

"Let's face it, there is no point in running Boston if you don't have a time with your name on it."

Big River Running Club is located in St. Louis- can we get the NSA to check for any texts coming from or to a 314 area near that point of the course on Monday? We can, right?

"I thought it might be a little broad." Um, Jon? The term is "woman". Sexist.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

I wonder if he goes to the same doctor, or did he have to Shop Around?

This video is pure schadenfreude. Only... I'm smiling and laughing with my WHOLE face.

All potential raysism aside, What life choices do you have to make to end up being that guy airbrushing his shirt (jersey?) getting ready for 3 of 162 OF AN INDIANS GAME!!

And don't get me started on the Browns!

WORLDSTAR!!! WooooooRLDSTAAAAARRRRRR!!!

Indian Fan Dude: The one constant through all the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time.This field, this game, is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that…

"it's part of our history man! How would you like it if someone tried to erase your history?!?!" — that fucking guy.

Hey! Nobody's making a big deal about the guy making fun of Irish potato farmers.

"Hey look-ee-here. A real injun! Hey injun! Are you sick of this oppressive Obama guy as much as I am? Man, my suffering at the hands of this tyrant knows no bounds."

For fuck's sake, don't do this.

I'm sorry if I offended you. Please accept this blanket and let me buy you a drink.

Give the guy a break. He's clearly embarassed. Just look at his face!

"Lemme guess, you're about to play the race card on me Chief."