Hahaha you're right of course. Bob Knight obviously meant it as a satirical poem. The word "rape" is actually quite a beautiful word and we should make every effort to use it as often as possible, where we can be overheard by as many people as possible. People who get offended obviously need to shut the fuck up,…

You're welcome. Now if you want us to believe that this really is a horrible site with no journalists or writes than you will never darken its doors again.

I knew you weren't smart enough to get it. You complained about the hyperbole (definition: obvious and intentional exaggeration) of a headline like "most amazing story you'll see all day" by using hyperbole: "That is the fucking worst". Is it really the fucking worst? Is it worse than 6 million Jews dying in the…

"...and it wouldn't qualify as Clickbait."

I love the phrase "Gland Larceny" and I am going to find a way to slip it into conversation.

"That is the fucking worst."

Well if the criticism is "this is a misleading headline designed to make people think that a fairly mundane article is not mundane," say that.

I think this article misunderstands what people complain about when they speak of "clickbait." I've always heard it used to describe Upworthy headlines designed to tease a big surprise/twist or Buzzfeed listicles that provide almost no content or information beyond a handful of gifs. Headlines always try to sell the…

Guy outraged that other guy does his job.

Weird.

"I WILL NOT SHUT UP, HOW DARE YOU! I COCK MY FEDORA AT YOU SIR!"

except that the story was literally about life or death. +1 for your ironic use of "literally", -1 for not having any clue you were being ironic.

Yes, because if there is one thing Bobby Knight is known for, it's being totally appropriate. He totally has earned us giving him benefit of the doubt with the way he really puts his hands around an issue and squeezes out the most appropriate, thoughtful truths.

Exactly what I'm saying. The NBA age minimum is just like how oil is extracted from rapeseed!

"With the lights out, it's less dangerous." Unfortunately, Daylight Savings Time only exacerbated Kurt's Seasonal Affective Disorder.

"I thought you died alone, a long long time ago" sang Cobain, who died alone, a long long time ago.

This is my personal favourite penis drawing ever.