All I could think of while reading these texts:

No one actually likes U2

Banned.

Thank goodness I’m not the only one who doesn’t like this generic, douchey band.

NEXT!

Driver I can tell you were a salesperson a long time ago. Thank you for removing yourself from the industry. You and people with the same philosophy about selling are the reason the automotive industry has the reputation is does. I think there is a major shift within the industry away from gross profit and towards…

Even on track, not a fan. Manual means I do it all for me, you go away auto rev matching.

Except for the fact that if you want a Kia K900, they make you prove that you’ve owned at least three Kias in the past, plus they require proof of assets and income before they’ll let you get on the waiting list.

In unrelated news, Americans are buying more riverside property.

And they haaaad to make it look like a Deception didn’t they?

Quick one.

Absolutely, unequivocally, categorically bat shit fu**ing crazy. It is absolute calamity with a huge economic disparity in what you see on the road. Brand new G65 AMG next to an old beat up and un-maintained VW transporter van that is over-filled (they use them as public transport). So you get the dudes in the shitty…

And I will judge them for it on the internet. And secretly wish I had that problem.

That looks like Gran Turismo.

Paul Newman > Orville Redenbacher

Just to be clear, there is only one aftermarket wheel.

10 years of walks will do that.

Turbofans are dope and should be on more cars.

I can smell the automaticness of that thing from here.

ooooh killem