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The Dodge Journey.

Who you callin’ slimy? You want a knuckle sandwich? I’ll give ya a SOLID DEAL! I got some Tesleds in stock right now. You know, the ones with dyslexic motors to drive the wheels? I got Cadillacs too if you’re not into that. Hey! Howboutit...

Wow, that’s awesome. I’ve never gotten to see it in person. Drive it out to L.A., will you? Certainly one of the most legendary home-built cars ever. I love the idea that it was someone’s daily driver.

Nooooooope, just 100% ugly

Clown shoe!

Dome Zero. You’re saying “Hey that looks cool” right?

Aston Martin Virage from the 90’s, I know it screams hideous but it all works.

It looks like someone stole its food.

Jim Henson owned one (in “Kermit Green”).

Gawd, that thing is UGLY!!!

How about a 1972 Pinzgauer 710 Steyr Puch?

The Marshall Islands have been a closely held protectorate since WWII. They use the American dollar and they receive federal subsidy and social services. They have a treaty of free association in which they’re basically an ‘associate state’. They’re pretty much Puerto Rico in the Pacific.

Or the 1970 302 Boss Mustang (no rust but faded paint) for $2500, the 1969 Camaro Pace Car (perfect shape) for $2000, the 1960 Corvette with fuel injection (all there but in boxes) for $3500 or the 1971 Hemi Cuda (refreshed mechanicals, body mostly complete but needed painting) for $3000

1st gear: Gas prices, while they are cheaper than a year ago, here in southern California they are still expensive. I think shit 91 (wish i could get 93) i got yesterday was $3.90 a gallon.

My unicorn was a Burgandy 83 Targa 911 with brushed aluminum targa piller and black Fuchs wheels, it was $9500. I had a 928S at the time I thought was just as good. Who’s laughing now, not me.

I *love when people immediately start submitting the songs they like, which often aren’t even in the same genre as the ones in the original post; it’s a fair representation of the typical Jalopnik poster. “Nope. I refuse to step outside of my own preferences or embrace anything different.”

Bacon? Yeah, I could live with that exchange. It’s just bacon.