whoa!!!

When he left the company in 2002, Michelin had become the world’s largest tire maker.

I only drove that 2.3 once, in the ‘speed3. The acceleration is so brutal once it kicks on you have no choice but to giggle like a fat kid getting a free scoop of double chocolate cookie batter ice cream at the carnival.*

I’m afraid I would be unable to stop myself from buying an El Corvette.

New Corvette sub brand. Corvette Sedan, Corvette El Camino, Corvette Wagon, Corvette City Car.

Corvette Crossover SUV confirmed?

this is my grandmother’s handle-less coupe. my grandma is more badass than me by so much.

Classic Gu and Yang right there.

I’m picturing you with a bottle of Meguiar’s and a rag, whispering “I’m sorry...I’m so so sorry...forgive me...”

I’m right there with you Patrick. Give me a twisty mountain road and a car that can take it and let’s me heel-toe and I’m in heaven.

It’s like you’re new here.

Canyon roads, man. Canyon roads.

Is it dumb to say I like to beat the shit out of my car then tediously clean it as if I were apologizing to it?

makes you wonder if he’s ever read this site, and if so, is this just a joke that went flaccid?

I think Doug is aware of the image that this vehicle projects. I can tell he is aware because he calls it obnoxious in the video. This whole ownership experience is part of a greater project entitled: “What happens when an automotive enthusiast with taste buys a vehicle owned exclusively by people with absolutely no…

Hating because you don’t have the money to buy a Hummer and write it about it on the Internet for more money. Good job.

Statistically the first person to bring up little dicks out of the blue and get angry about said little dicks is in possession of a tiny little dick. It’s science dude.

Troll/idiot

I have a motto: I would rather be a honest mechanic than a rich one. It absolutely infuriates me when customers get gouged when they come in. Doing that pretty much means that when it does come time for the high dollar maintenance item, you are not going to get the job because you told them it needed a ton of work…