Also, see how backing into a spot at the mall during the holidays works out for you.

It also “worked” in the parking lot with no lights on. Suspicious, to say the least.

The mayor of North Las Vegas! OMG how did they get him to pick a number!?

REFORMAT THE RAILS

REFORMAT YOUR BRAIN

Random people in parking lots used to ask me all the time what its like to be rich, or is that a Ferrari... I had 2008 Cayman S worth less than $30k! And I live in Southern California where people see waaaaaaay more expensive shit everywhere. People are amazed by many things and do not have the slightest inkling of…

You brought me back for this!??? WTF Tim!

Seriously.

Thanks to this show I have stayed Crescent-Fresh for like 20 years.

A person that can not be bothered to use their turn signals, is most likely the kind of person that can not be bothered to wipe their ass after they shit.

this is fucking insane!

awesome lol

I like how one Brother lets them “tie”. My thoughts during that part of the commercial were that my Bro better have cancer or some other terrible tragedy going on in his life and then I would probably still try to beat him.

When I travel I take a few rolls with me because the shit they put in hotels or that other people use at their homes is fucking barbaric.

When I travel I take a few rolls with me because the shit they put in hotels or that other people use at their homes…

Dude really? Are you playing around pretending you don’t know how things work? I’m thinking you don’t understand and I’ll try to explain. You are 30x more likely to be in accident on your motorcycle, now we don’t ride for safety or with the expectation of surviving a head on collision but you protect yourself from…

Nice! Same here only about 4,500 miles under my belt but I’m in love with it and I’ll ride until I’m 100 years old if I can.

I’ve read they are a bit of a handful even for very good riders. I need to get my skills up a little and hope they can stay in business for a few more years and then I’ll be able to fit at least a regular Dragster into my collection.

How sexy is that dragster RR? I was ogling one outside of the Italian bike dealer last weekend.

Seriously... Don't.

You should learn to ride. Now it’s probably too complicated for your oversized troll claws to manipulate the throttle and clutch but with time they could teach you. Bikes are way more fun than all but the most insane cars and I personally have fun cars that are now gathering dust. I understand that some bikers are…