Riker and Troi between the sheets, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, you pervert.

You have to think it’s kind of a mixed blessing for the folks at the Kool-aid plant. Your product is far too often connected to allusions of a mass suicide, but on the other hand you have the market cornered. (Nobody ever gets accused of drinking the Wyler’s)

I see you shiver with antici

I like to laugh out loud while watching Strangelove so people notice how highbrow my tastes are.

I lent my buddy Blazing Saddles and he thought it was pretty funny. Then he took out DC Cab from the library and was laughing his ass off nonstop. The point being, while comedy is subjective, some people are, objectively, morons.

Blazing Saddles is greater than Young Frankenstein. If for no other reason than having a larger point to make. YF for all it’s chops is just a fun little parody/pastiche. BS is making a statement - an important statement even 43 years later.

I would be legitimately mad if I got raptured with those fundy assholes.

Better headline for this story: “Hamilton Nolan Supports Secondary Language Education.”

Nick Denton wouldve gone blind with me

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I... I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

Small-brained people voted for him precisely because he is a racist and because he does not believe in science. No one is sorry they voted for him. They might be a little embarrassed in public now that is openly showing his racism and ignorance, his childishness and just plain stupidity, but his platform is their…

C’mon, we all knew the kleptocrats had the deepest convictions in this administration.

 It’s in the parking lot. A guy wearing cowboy boots and dip in his cheek calls you the n-word for stealing his parking spot. Very authentic.

What in the Hell did he expect? He compared her late daughter to a Nazi. People on the Internet wouldn’t even let you get away with some bullshit like that.

The fact that Trump has not sent out a string of tweets attacking this poor woman tells me that someone must have finally flushed his phone.

There’s a bunch of stupid white people, I’m just telling you, that are stupid, and are telling people that God is into this.

I call deliberate misdirection. Drunk Rasputin has been playing the ball way too close to his gin-soaked chest to make this kind of bush league fuckup. Plus I can’t imagine that he cares about how many Koreans would die in a war.

• if you simply must drive during this celestial event, you can safely look at the eclipse through a moonroof, but not a sunroof.

How am I supposed to get off without the voices coming over the PA system?