Yeah, but does he weigh the same as a duck?

This is self-satire by way of a retread, right? (“well more like a parody rerun, perhaps” “On the irony of snack foods.” “But wait, what if one recasts the role of the container as the council of Nicaea and the sheet of paper as Christ?”)

If you get your burger well done, it is not like your taste buds are sophisticated enough to even tasted the spit.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Well now I wish one of the 11 questions was “Are we the baddies?”

Well, it should do well for them, provided it has a strong lead-in from Formulaic Courtroom Drama #872.

I was trying to figure out which was which, or are there just two of Pinky?

The player will have to be determined to have made a “socially conscious move” while in the action of kneeling.

Fun fact:

Which of the 2 representations is of Brandy Chastain?

It’s still better sex education than most schools in the US!

It remains the last time a team in any of the big four North American leagues was blinked out of existence.

I’m going to show my wife this picture the next time she says I shouldn’t put a collared shirt and blazer on my penis.

They’re all stupid suggestions. The only sensible solution is to stop playing the fucking national anthem.

I am glad they are going all in and not settling for some 3/5 BS compromise.

Guys, guys. Come on. We’re all being silly here. We need to get back to who we are as an ownership group and do what we always do.

You’re not the only idiot, though. For years, I had loudly stated the opinion that Fleury was a headcase and that the Penguins won cups despite him. When he got gobbled up by Vegas my fear was that the Penguins were set for a three-peat (spoiler: I dislike the Penguins) but clearly that was a dumb opinion.

Oskee wee wee!

Atheist so I can only donate thoughts. Hopefully you can pair them up with a non-thinking Christian’s contribution.

And put each piece in a separate trash bag. You never know with these dumpster-diving identity thieves these days!