He is one of if not the most unathletic looking athletic dude I can think of. I think that’s why he’s achieved cult status in Pittsburgh so quickly - most of us also look 45 at 27.

The idea of Bannon’s days in the White House being numbered is a bit too little too late. This motherfucker, like his boss, should never have been in the White House in the first place and I will never forgive this country for putting him there.

These people are not good, but it’s pretty good that Trump’s friends continue to desert him. I hope that keeps up until no-one else stands beside him.

I have long talked about opening a restaurant called Fuck It, It’s Fried where you can order a small, medium, or large FIIF consisting of whatever we felt like putting in the deep fryer that day.

I know this is not my normal stamp my foot and “tilt wildly at windmills” approach, but I do mean this: Better late than never.

I appreciate the specificity of this.

I hope Pizza Rat sneaks in the penthouse and drops a pepperoni turd on his face while he sleeps.

sid the kid, meet phil its all downhill.

A hockey player from Wisconsin?

Bezos’ stance on labor rights indicate he thinks two pizzas can feed a family of four for a month.

My rule for effective meetings is hold them on Friday afternoon at 4:30 in a room with no chairs. That works too. Can I be the richest person in the world for a little while now?

*Defuse 😉

Maybe she should stick to public transportation for the rest of her life.

Counterpoint: Get The Fuck Away From Me, I’m Trying To Work

No.

An attack/disquisition about immigration would be my guess.

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

Unbelievable. She saw him backing up and still cut him off!

Here’s an idea. Go back to your community college civics class, turn in that C+ paper you just wrote, and go back to sucking cop dick.

Oh that’s cute. It’s fucking adorable that fuckwits like you still think police only stop, arrest, or harass people who break the law.