This song is so shitty I can’t believe the lyric isn’t “doing in with first cousins.”

Followup to Alex B’s question:

The only way a Ford Fucking Focus is worth $42K is if there’s a bag with $40K in it in the back seat when you pick it up from the dealer.

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”

Well, it only looks shitty in that it is shitty.

“Reports.”

A background check was likely done: the article says that the school principal and the school board “were aware of Homolka’s identity.”

That said, she was charged, convicted, served her time - the full 12-year sentence, no early parole - took part in just about every rehab program offered while she was in prison, has…

“In Pittsburgh, yinz throw...” #FTFY

The charge was appropriate; that game was about as exciting as a meeting. (“If I may, Jim, I’d like to revisit that goal - can we look at slide #21 in the deck for ten minutes and see whether or not his skate was on the ice on the neutral side of the blue line?”)

Of all people, you’d think he would be aware of the risks of a driver going through the windshield.

1. That apology seems super sincere, though.

Context: these are hockey players.

Hell, people in Mississauga (i.e., the western end of one of Toronto’s subway lines) and points west root for Detroit, and the ones in Pickering (i.e., the eastern end of that line) and points east are split between rooting for the Canadiens or the Senators.

“2024: Face vs Heel” - I’d watch that.

Nah, Daly *didn’t* exactly say that “the evidence suggested that hits to the boards are not an accurate predictor of concussion risk,” he said that what evidence they had was that collisions into the boards “has not been” a predictor of collisions. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, and all that.…

Came here for this.

Sure, but ESPN doesn’t really cover hockey either, right?

In *this* administration?

Oh, I don’t think Gord travels with the team.

New rule: Persons using the construction, “must of,” “should of,” “could of,” etc., in Internet comments may not denigrate the states of WV, TN, MS, AL, or AR in such comments.